Dead Before Coffee Skeleton Black Mug

Pour a slow, grinning morning into a glossy black mug made for anyone who treats coffee like a lifeline. The vintage-style cream illustration — cheeky skeletons and the bold headline “DEAD BEFORE COFFEE?” — reads like a dark-humor rallying cry. Thick ceramic walls hold heat while the C-shaped handle sits comfortably in hand during quiet solo sips or chaotic kitchen banter. The deep black background makes the retro artwork pop and keeps the look moody and unmistakable. Reach for this mug when you want a bold, playful reminder that caffeine comes first — whether you’re easing into the workday, settling in for a late-night creative session, or swapping stories at a weekend hangout. It’s for those who prefer their humor dry, their coffee strong, and their mornings a little less serious.

Product features
- Available in 11oz and 15oz sizes
- Glossy black 100% ceramic construction
- Dishwasher- and microwave-safe
- Vibrant, long-lasting print with lead- and BPA-free materials
- Comfortable C-shaped handle for easy grip

Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher (put the product on top rack), or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap